May 2012
81 posts
“Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.”
—Unkown
“We need to talk about your fiancée. She tried to kiss me. Tell you what though, you’re a lucky man. She’s a great kisser. {silence} Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine.”
—Matt Smith, Dr. Who
“This is a quantum car. I don’t know where I am, but I’m going really fast.”
—Steven Wright
“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.”
—Steven Wright
“All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”
—Blaise Pascal, Pensées
“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”
—Oscar Wilde
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any [Native American].”
—Robert Orben
